Thursday, December 31, 2020

Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Last night I went to bed at 10:30, fell asleep quickly, probably (don’t remember) got up once during the night, finally waking at 6:30 and getting up at 7am.

I beat Michael in our 2nd correspondence game. My new rating is 1060 and his is down to 922.

I left the apt at 9am and walked the start of the back streets then met Marcos at his apt. We walked to Parque Envigado then returned to La Buena Mesa where we had coffee at Parva. After that I stopped at a small grocery store where I picked up tomatoes and lettuce for lunch then he walked with me as far as my apt.

If I understood the news correctly, Argentina just legalized abortion.

We had a little rain in the afternoon.

Teresa beat me in parcheesi today, 4 games to 2.

Michael gave me the name of one of his friends that he often plays against and I challenged him to a game. From his username I assume his name is Matt.

We had more rain late afternoon.

 

The US has 19,265,716 ð 19,421,685 ð 19,655,574 coronavirus cases with 334,100+ ð 336,400 ð 340,500+ deaths.

Per Medellin Guru, as of this afternoon Colombia has a total of 1,603,807 ð 1,614,822 ð 1,626,461 cases with 42,374 ð 42,620 ð 42,909 deaths. Medellin has 143,949 ð 144,946 ð 145,843 cases, an increase of 896 from December 29th to 30th. Envigado has a total of 12,804 cases, an increase of 125 from December 29th to 30th.

Joke of the day

Three Russian men are talking in the Gulag.

One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?"

The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."

The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers."

Then they turned to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?"

"Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West."

Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Last night I went to bed at 10:30, took quite a while to fall asleep, was awakened by Teresa’s snoring, couldn’t fall back asleep, got up about 5am and took half a sleeping pill, took at least 30 minutes to fall asleep, and finally Teresa woke me at 6:50am.

I left the apt at 8am and arrived at the mall by 8:15. I waited for Jose until 8:30 then ordered my breakfast at Habia Una Vez. He arrived 5 minutes later but just had coffee. I took half an Excedrin with my orange juice to try to ward off fatigue.

At 9am we went upstairs to the food court.

I had the white pieces in the first game and we played to a 53-move draw. Juan Carolos watched the end of the game and showed Jose where we went wrong in the endgame before he left.

For lunch I had a chicken wrap with fries and a small Coke from QBano. I took another half of an Excedrin as I was starting to feel fatigued.

In the 2nd game I had black and we played to a 55-move draw.

In both games he was ahead by a pawn in the endgame but I held on for the draw.

Jose left and I went downstairs for coffee at Todo Fresa. I could see the $2 bill in their tip jar with a few peso bills on top.

I picked up a few things in Exito and returned to the apt via taxi.

Teresa told me she wants to wait until 6pm to go to Pricesmart.

At 5pm the rain started, heavy with strong winds.

I have a strong attack in my 2nd correspondence game with Michael. He’s going to give my username to some of his friends and we’ll see if I soon have more opponents on Chess.com.

We left the apt at 6:30 and due to heavy traffic (and an accident according to the taxi driver) arrived in 45 minutes.

We picked up 3 bags of product plus eggs and her almond milk.

It was about a 35-minute ride back to the apt.

 

The US has 19,092,658 ð 19,265,716 ð 19,421,685 coronavirus cases with 332,600+ ð 334,100+ ð 336,400 deaths.

Per Medellin Guru, as of this afternoon Colombia has a total of 1,594,497 ð 1,603,807 ð 1,614,822 cases with 42,171 ð 42,374 ð 42,620 deaths. Medellin has 143,224 ð 143,949 ð 144,946 cases, an increase of 645 from December 28th to 29th. Envigado has a total of 12,679 cases, an increase of 66 from December 28th to 29th.

Joke of the day

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

He says, "John, I have some good news and some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first."

The attorney said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."

John replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now that I know that I can handle the bad news, you mind telling me what it is?"

The attorney replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."

Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Monday, December 28, 2020

Last night I went to bed at 10:30, got up once about 3am, woke up at 5:15 and got up at 6am.

Teresa left for the gym at 7:30 and after she’s going with a friend for their medication.

I left the apt at 8am in very cool 67-degree weather. It was quite chilly for the first 20-minutes. I walked the back streets then up to Aymara and returned through La Buena Mesa to the apt by 9am.

So far, so good, in my first correspondence game against Michael. He has a rating of 930 and I guess they started mine out with 400.

Teresa returned at 11:30.

I won the first game and Michael’s rating is now 917 and mine is 905.

I gave myself a 20-minute haircut this afternoon.

I confirmed with Jose that we are meeting for chess tomorrow.

The US has 18,885,136 ð 19,092,658 ð 19,265,716 coronavirus cases with 330,800+ ð 332,600+ ð 334,100+ deaths.

Per Medellin Guru, as of this afternoon Colombia has a total of 1,584,903 ð 1,594,497 ð 1,603,807 cases with 41,943 ð 42,171 ð 42,374 deaths. Medellin has 142,160 ð 143,224 ð 143,949 cases, an increase of 713 from December 26th to 27th. Envigado has a total of 12,569 cases, an increase of 80 from December 26th to 27th. The latest numbers weren’t updated for some reason.

Joke of the day

Two men pause their round of golf to smoke a cigar. One pulls out a matchbox while the other pulls the biggest lighter you've ever seen out of his golf bag and proceeds to light his cigar.

The other man stares, laughs and says "Holy moly, that's the biggest lighter I've ever seen! It must be a foot long! That's hysterical. Where did you get it?!"

"Well," The first man sighs. "It's a long story."

"We have hours ahead of us." Pointed out his golf companion.

"Alright, alright." Surrendered the first man.

"Thing is, I found a magic lamp while practicing the other day, and the genie gave it to me."

The second man is skeptical and laughs just to have the first man pull an old oil lamp out of his bag. Intrigued, the second man rubs it, and sure enough, a genie pops out and offers a wish.

The second man doesn't think twice: "I want a million bucks!"

The Genie nods, snaps his fingers, then disappears into a wisp of smoke. For a few minutes... nothing. Then, suddenly, a rumble in the distance.

The rumble gets louder and louder, when suddenly the skies darken and a flock of ducks flies over. There are hundreds, no thousands of them! For 10 minutes straight the sun is blocked out, and everyone is holding their ears to protect from the sound of a million ducks quacking.

Suddenly, as quickly as it started, it ended. As the sound slowly faded away, and as the last few straggling ducks flew over, the men looked around at all the carnage, duck poop everywhere, golfing gear lying scattered as other golfers ran for cover.

Astounded, the second man says "What the hell was that? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

"Yea he's a bit hard of hearing." His friend sighs. "Did you really think I wished for a 12-inch Bic?"

Monday, December 28, 2020

Sunday, December 27, 2020

Last night I went to bed at 10:30, fell asleep quickly (though there were lots of fireworks outside and people talking from their apts and balconies), and startled myself awake about an hour later. I don’t remember any other details except that was the feeling I had at the time. Thirty minutes later I was still awake so I got up and closed the bedroom window and blinds, and turned on the fan. I quickly fell asleep finally waking/getting up at 6:30.

I left the apt at 8am and met Glenn w/ Bianca at the La Frontera mall 20 minutes. We took a Sabaneta bus to Parque Poblado, from there it was just a 5-6 block walk to Ganso & Castor Manila. We shared an almond croissant over coffee then he had eggs florentine and I had my usual Acai berries with granola and fruit and Greek yogurt. The berries (at the bottom of the bowl) were still frozen so I had to wait a few minutes for them to thaw. Glenn finally found the cause of Bianca’s health problem – gastrititis, and she’s now taking medicine for it and doing much better. James should be returning to Colombia on the 1st of January so I assume he will be joining us next Sunday.

We left about 10:15 and shared a taxi back to Envigado. They got out at Jumbo and I continued on to Viva Envigado. For the first time they checked my cedula as I entered the mall. I had a café con leche at Todo Fresa while getting caught up on my cellphone. Michael, my son’s cousin, texted me and challenged me to a correspondence chess game on Chess.com which I accepted.

As I left Todo Fresa I put the $2 bill my brother sent me in their tip jar. I told them, via my translator, that it is rare and for good luck so not to spend it.

I had to show my cedula again as I entered Exito. I picked up a few things and returned via taxi to the apt.

Chicken fajitas for lunch, yum.

I enjoyed watching the Chicago Bears defeat the Jacksonville Jaguars 41-17. Now if they beat the Packers next Sunday they will be in the playoffs and Ryan Pace, Matt Nagy, and Mitch Trubisky might keep their jobs. We had a little rain during the end of the game then the sun came out. But then it got dark and started raining again.

If it isn’t raining the plan is to go to Pricesmart.

I beat Teresa in parcheesi today 3 games to 2.

It seemed to rain the rest of the evening, although at times it wasn’t more then just drops.

On the evening news we saw that Cali won some futbol championship and thousands celebrated in the streets. No social distancing there.

 

In June, Mike Pence, supposed chief of the coronavirus White House task force put pen to paper to assure Americans that the so-called second wave of COVID-19 cases was all just a fictional media narrative. "In recent days, the media has taken to sounding the alarm bells over a "second wave" of coronavirus infections. Such panic is overblown," Pence wrote in the lede of the piece.

Beyond spouting a bunch of platitudes about Trump's amazing leadership, Pence said the country was "winning the fight," cases had "stabilized," and new outbreaks were being contained through early detection and increased testing. Trump had "rallied the American people to embrace social-distancing guidelines" and, because people had done so, "all 50 states have begun to reopen in a safe and responsible manner," Pence wrote.

"The media has tried to scare the American people every step of the way, and these grim predictions of a second wave are no different," he added, concluding, "We've slowed the spread, we've cared for the most vulnerable, we've saved lives, and we've created a solid foundation for whatever challenges we may face in the future. That's a cause for celebration, not the media's fear mongering."

When Pence wrote that op-ed in mid-June, the U.S. has just passed 115,000 COVID-related deaths and was averaging some 750 deaths per day over a 5-day period. At the time of this writing (Dec. 20), the U.S. had surpassed 317,000 deaths due to COVID-19 and the country recorded a record 3,600 earlier in the week. Heckuva job, Mikey. And thanks for Wall Street Journal for lending your pages to the guy who had already botched the coronavirus response from Day 1.

 

The US has 18,780,292 ð 18,885,136 ð 19,092,658 coronavirus cases with 330,000+ ð 330,800+ ð 332,600+ deaths.

Per Medellin Guru, as of this afternoon Colombia has a total of 1,574,707 ð 1,584,903 ð 1,594,497 cases with 41,690 ð 41,943 ð 42,171 deaths. Medellin has 142,160 ð 143,224 ð 143,949 cases, an increase of 713 from December 26th to 27th. Envigado has a total of 12,569 cases, an increase of 80 from December 26th to 27th.

 

Joke of the day

A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.

Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled.

They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

So one of the ladies approached Susan very discreetly about the problem, & told her to mash up some green persimmons & rub them on her nipples and all over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size, but warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up & you won't be able to talk properly for a while.

The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said, “Dew to thicumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thewmon tewday.”

Sunday, December 27, 2020

Saturday, December 26, 2020

Last night I went to bed at 11pm, fell asleep quickly, got up twice during the night, finally waking/getting up at 7am.

Teresa gave me a bag of rice and asked me to give it to the birds in Parque San Marcos. I left the apt at 8:55 and first walked directly to the green park. I saw a few pigeons at the other end of the park so I walked closer to their position. I took out a handful of rice and threw it on the ground in front of me and I was immediately inundated with pigeons. They had no fear of me as I poured out the remainder of the rice. I walked back to Avenida Poblado by the gas station where I thought I heard chainsaws. I walked some of the back streets and when I approached Avenida Poblado I could see that workers were taking down some trees. I completed my walk returning to the apt by 9:55.

I watched another couple episodes of The Lost Kingdom (7.6).

Teresa returned just before 12:30. She forgot to defrost something before she left this morning so we ordered fried chicken from Frisby again.

It started raining about 3:15 but it didn’t last very long.

Today I beat Teresa in parcheesi 7 games to 2.

About 5pm I loaded Braven (6.0) to watch on our Firestick but it froze. I went to restart it when I discovered we lost all our power. It didn’t come back on until just after 6:30.

I watched the last 5 minutes as the San Francisco 49ers beat the Arizona Cardinals 20-12.  With the Arizona loss the Chicago Bears now control their own destiny to the playoffs. But that means they not only have to beat the Jacksonville Jaguars tomorrow, they also have to beat the Green Bay Packers the following Sunday.

At 7:20 we lost power again but it came back on a couple minutes later.

We watched another season 4 episode of Fargo.

 

The US has 18,606,087 ð 18,780,292 ð 18,885,136 coronavirus cases with 327,900+ ð 330,000+ ð 330,800+ deaths.

Per Medellin Guru, as of this afternoon Colombia has a total of 1,559,766 ð 1,574,707 ð 1,584,903 cases with 41,454 ð 41,690 ð 41,943 deaths. Medellin has 141,151 ð  142,160 ð 143,224 cases, an increase of 1,064 from December 25th to 26th. Envigado has a total of 12,489 cases, an increase of 140 from December 25th to 26th.

 

Joke of the day

A man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the bartender "If I impress you, can I have a free drink?" The bartender said sure, so the man reached in his pocket and pulled out a tiny piano. He then pulled out a small rat and set it by the piano. It crawled on to the bench and began playing music.

The bartender was amazed, so he gave the man a beer. Next, the man said, "If I impress you even more, can I have free drinks for life?" The bartender didn't think it was possible, so he agreed. The man pulled a frog out of his pocket, and it began to sing by the piano. 

The bartender smiled and told the man that he was impressed. A man in a suit with a cane walked into the bar, saw the small animals, and offered to buy them for $2 million. The owner said no, but he offered to sell the frog for $500k. The rich man agreed, took the frog and left. The bartender couldn't believe the owner just did that and said "Why did you just sell the frog?! There is no singer now!"

The owner laughed and said, "Don't worry, the rat is a ventriloquist."

Saturday, December 26, 2020

Friday, December 25, 2020

Merry Christmas everyone.

Last night I went to bed at 10:30, fell asleep quickly, got up once at 3am, again at 6am finally getting up at 7am.


We had a drizzle that started about 4pm and lasted about 15 minutes.

Today I beat Teresa in parcheesi 4 games to 3. In one game she had her last token 1 square away from winning and my last token was in jail. She has this habit of teasing me by juggling the die in front of me and asking me who is winning. It took me a few turns to throw doubles and get out of jail and darned if I didn’t march around the board and win while she was still trying to throw a ‘1’. Lol!

After some searching I finally found something interesting to watch – the TV series The Last Kingdom (8.4) on Netflix.

Teresa and I watched Greenland (6.4) on my Amazon Firestick.

I finished reading the paperback Eagle Strike by Anthony Horowitz.

The US has 18,486,595 ð 18,606,087 ð 18,780,292 coronavirus cases with 326,100+ ð 327,900+ ð 330,000+ deaths.

Per Medellin Guru, as of this afternoon Colombia has a total of 1,544,826 ð 1,559,766 ð 1,574,707 cases with 41,174 ð 41,454 ð 41,690 deaths. Medellin has 140,228 ð 141,151 ð  142,160 cases, an increase of 1,009 from December 24th to 25th. Envigado has a total of 12,347 cases, an increase of 133 from December 24th to 25th.

 

Joke of the day

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united Europ vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Friday, December 25, 2020

Thursday, December 24, 2020

It’s Christmas Eve.

Last night I went to bed at 10:30, fell asleep quickly, got up once at 5am, finally waking/getting up at 7:45.

At 4pm it started raining.

I had my 2-hour chess lesson with Juan Carlos from 2:20 to 4:20.

Now Teresa doesn’t want to go for dinner because: 1) It’s still raining (although lightly). 2) She’s full from lunch (is that my fault? I warned her not to eat a lot).

I googled Brooklyn RL’s phone number and Whatsapp’d asking if I could get the 2 meals to go. He agreed so I walked over there and brought back our 2 meals.

We waited until about 6pm and heated them in the microwave and of course they weren’t as good as when they were fresh. Teresa still loved the turkey though. I enjoyed that with the vegetables and my Arnold Palmer (lemonade and iced tea). We saved the dessert for another day.

 

The US has 18,188,744 ð 18,486,595 ð 18,606,087 coronavirus cases with 321,600+ ð 326,100+ ð 327,900+ deaths.

Per Medellin Guru, as of this afternoon Colombia has a total of 1,530,593 ð 1,544,826 ð 1,559,766 cases with 40,931 ð 41,174 ð 41,454 deaths. Medellin has 139,140 ð 140,228 ð 141,151 cases, an increase of 923 from December 23rd to 24th. Envigado has a total of 12,214 cases, an increase of 117 from December 23rd to 24th.

 

Joke of the day

Ol' Fred was in the hospital, badly ill. The family called his personal physician and best friend to stand with them. As his best friend stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

His friend lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then immediately after, died.  The friend, in his grief, put the note in his wallet and forgot about it. 

2 days later, at the funeral, as he was finishing a speech about the life of his best friend Fred, he realized that he still had the note.

He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note and read: “You’re standing on my oxygen tube!”