Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a
North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the
Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his
hair.
On his second day, the Army issued
Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a
jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
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