Joke

Did you hear about the man who had a strange pain in his ankles?  He was too cheap to go to a doctor, so when a friend told him he had exactly the same pain, he said, “You’d better get to a doctor right away.  And tell me exactly what he says.”

“The next day, he learns his friend is dead.  He rushes to a hospital and has five thousand dollars worth of tests.  They can’t find anything wrong.  He calls his friend’s widow and says, “Was Chester in a lot of pain before he died?”

“No,’ she says.  “He didn’t even see the truck that hit him!”