Sunday, January 24, 2021

Saturday, January 23, 2021

Last night I went to bed at 10:30, fell asleep quickly, got up once at 4:45, finally waking/getting up at 6:45.

I left the apt at 8:35 for my 1-hour walk.

Teresa left at 10:30 for a gym class.

I beat Michael again raising my rating 2 points to 1476.

A cool day as at noon its only 76 degrees.

I took a 45-minute nap in the afternoon.

I watched a couple more episodes of The Last Kingdom.

Teresa and I tied in parcheesi 2 games to 2.

I checked my first apt payment receipt against the date we moved into the apt and the agency is correct that with each monthly payment I am paying for the previous month.

 

The US has 24,583,658 ð 24,782,244 ð 24,966,272 coronavirus cases with 408,100+ ð 412,000+ ð 415,600+ deaths.

Per Medellin Guru, as of this afternoon Colombia has a total of 1,972,345 ð 1,987,418 ð 2,002,969 cases with 50,187 ð 50,586 ð 50,982 deaths. Medellin has 175,048 ð 176,012 ð 177,074 cases, an increase of 1,062 from January 22nd to 23rd. Envigado has a total of 16,038 cases, an increase of 110 from January 22nd to 23rd.

 

Joke of the day

A hunter takes his daughter deer hunting for the first time. As they get to the deer stand, the hunter tells his daughter to get in the stand and sit very still, and if a deer comes by, shoot it.

The hunter leaves his daughter in the stand and starts walking to his own stand. After walking for about five minutes he hears the loud bang of a rifle echoing through the woods from the direction of his daughter’s stand. He thinks, wow, my daughter must have already shot a deer!

So he turns back and heads to her stand. But when he gets there, he sees his daughter arguing with a game warden.

He hears his daughter yelling at the game warden, “get away from my deer!”

The game warden yells back, “look, girl, I already told you, this is not a deer. I should have you arrested for such negligence with a firearm!”

The hunter’s daughter is so pissed at this point that she loads a round into her deer rifle, points it right at the game warden’s face, and says, “this is a deer. I shot it. It’s my deer. Now step away or I will blow your head off.”

The game warden slowly puts his hands up as he’s staring down the barrel of her loaded deer rifle. He then nervously says, “okay Ma’am. I was wrong. I see now that it is a deer. But before you take it away, can I take my saddle off it?”

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