Sunday, September 15, 2019

Last night I went to bed at 11:30, fell asleep quickly, got up once during the night, finally waking/getting up at 8am.

I watched NFL football starting at noon.  The hated Packers beat the Vikings.

Starting at 3:20 I watched the Bears in a close one against the Broncos.  So, close the Bears won on a 53-yard field goal in the last second of regulation.

I spent most of the day downloading a large collection of chess videos I bought for $49.99.

14,479 steps today.  Obviously I forgot to record and reset my steps yesterday morning.

Joke of the day

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. 

However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. 

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a delicate matter. 

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! 

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" 

"Honey," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheeks."