Thursday, January 3, 2019

Last night I went to bed at 11:15 and it seemed to take a while to fall asleep.  Sometime during the night I was briefly awakened by a car horn.  I woke/got up at 6:15.

I had a bowl of cereal and Teresa and I left the apt at 7:30.

In 20 minutes we were at the nueve eps in Itagui.  I had a cup of coffee in their cafeteria while Teresa waited her turn.  She was back by 8:30.  At 9am we were in Las Americas.  I saw a sign indicating that they need O+ and O- blood donors.  I asked at one of the desks and found, like in the US, blood donations stop at the age of 65.

At the cashier I made the last hospital payment of 541,132 pesos ($173).

We walked to another building in the complex and Teresa talked to a woman in an office.

Back at the main building we went up to the 3^rd floor where we had a light snack of pastels and café con leche.  Up to the 4^th floor to the pathology lab and after a short wait they gave Teresa some medical records.

We quickly caught a taxi back to the apt.

Yikes!  I finally realized that I misnamed the first 2 days of the week in my blog.  All fixed now!

We searched online for more information about her medical reports.

I forgot to mention that we were contacted yesterday by Natalia who informed us that my health insurance will go up by another 10,000 pesos starting in February.  I added a note to my files.

Teresa called someone and then proclaimed that we’re going to Zara because they are having a promotion.  I reminded her that she said everything there was ugly and she replied that they get new things in every day.

Laura went to get MT, and Teresa and I walked up to La Buena Mesa.  Surprisingly, our usual “menu of the day” restaurant was closed so she had lunch at a seafood restaurant while I had a burger across the street at Monsieur Burger.

When I finished eating I found MT sitting at the table with MT.  I understand that Laura went to window shop at Santafe and then she was going to her 3pm au pair meeting.

We all took a taxi to Santafe and the ladies checked out Zara and another store while I read some from my paperback.

Finally, Teresa found a dress she liked for 129,900 pesos ($40).

We went downstairs to Mimos where we got an ice cream cone.

I understood Teresa wanted to wait for Laura to arrive from her meeting but after awhile I got bored and left.  I walked across the street where I found an Envigado bus waiting at the red light.  For 2,200 pesos I took it to Envigado and got off at Doble Pizza.

From there it was only a 3 block walk back to the apt complex.

I finished watching Spotlight on Netflix.

Teresa finally gave up waiting for Laura and she arrived back at the apt at 6:45.  Laura arrived a few minutes later.  They gave her homework and she also needs $150-$200 in cash to take with her to the US.  All of my money in the bank is in dollars but I don’t know how I would get that money here in dollars without paying through the nose at some currency exchange.

When I went to bed at 11pm Laura was working on her homework on my laptop.

For the first time I used an app called myNoise.  I put it on the endtable next to my bed and set it to a medium loudness for rain.  I set it to a timer of 25 minutes and I fell asleep before that so maybe it helped.

Joke of the day

The year is 2258 and Mike and Maureen land on mars after accumulating sufficient frequent flier miles.  They meet a Martian couple and start talking about all sorts of things.  Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.  Maureen discusses hobbies, cuisine on Mars, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.  “Just how do you guys do it?” asks Maureen.

“Pretty much the same way you do,” responds the Martian woman.

Discussion ensues and finally curiosity gets the better of them and the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.  Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.  He’s got only a teeny, weeny member – about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.

“I don’t think this is going to work,” says Maureen understandably. 

“Why,” he asks, “What’s the matter?”

“Well,” she replies, “It’s just not long enough to reach me!”

“No problem,” he says and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.  With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it’s quite remarkably long.

“Well,” she says, “That’s quite impressive but it’s still pretty narrow…”

“No problem,” he says and starts pulling his ears.  With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

“Wow!” she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love for many hours.

The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways.  As they walk along, Mike says “Well, was it any good?”

“I hate to say it honey,” says Maureen, “but it was pretty wonderful.  How about you?”

“It was horrible,” he replies, “All I got was a terrible headache.  All night she kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.”