Monday, October 22, 2018

Last night I slept well, only getting up once about 4am, finally waking/getting up at 7:15 due to honking car horns.

I watched the first 20 minutes of the Today show and left for the gym.  I completed all my exercises in 2 hours and 5 minutes.

Back at the apt Teresa made up some of the New Orleans rice for lunch that Chuck gave us.

Teresa and I took a nap from 2:15 to 3:15.

About 4pm we all left for the mall with MT joining us on the way.

We all had yogurt with fixings at Percimon for 27,950.

The ladies went shopping and I had a café con leche for 6,200 at Al Alma Café that I didn’t care much for as it was so strong.

Laura found me and we went upstairs to Fotomilenio where Laura had a visa photo taken for 17mil.  Why is it that laura can get internet with her iPhone and I can’t with my Samsung?

The ladies, with Esmeralda, joined us and Teresa wanted to go to Crepes & Waffles but I explained I hadn’t brought enough cash for 5 of us.  At the 3^rd floor Café Arangos we found that they were out of carrot cake.  We went back downstairs to Habia Una Vez where we all had coffees and pastries.  (I noticed later that they also had what looked like good carrot cake so I was a little surprised that no one ordered it.)

We finally left about 8pm.

On the way back to the apt I saw a baseball game on TV in a bar.  I took a second to check to see if it was the World Series but it was Colombia vs Mexico.

Back at the apt I finished the ribs from Saturday with the remainder of the root beer I opened yesterday.

Joke of the day

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.

He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch TV.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, “That was wonderful. Why did you stop?”

He said, “I finally found the remote control.”