Tuesday, March 9, 2021

Monday, March 8, 2021

Happy International Women’s Day.

Last night I went to bed at 10:30pm, fell asleep quickly, got up once about 3:30, finally waking/getting up at 7am.

Obviously, we got some rain overnight.

I feel much better but still have the nasal congestion.

I had a light breakfast then went back to bed and slept until 9:15.

I woke up to what sounded like someone cutting down trees but it was just leaf blowers.

I lost a game to Michael and my rating is now down to 1464.

I finished watching Mank then watched Braven, and Operation Finale and I started the series The Crown.

 

The US has 28,969,430 ð 29,010,048 ð 29,051,134 coronavirus cases with 523,100+ ð 524,200+ ð 524,900+ deaths.

Per Medellin Guru, as of this afternoon Colombia has a total of 2,273,245 ð 2,276,656 ð 2,278,861 cases with 60,412 ð 60,503 ð 60,598 deaths. Medellin has 195,352 195,584 ð 195,867 cases, an increase of 283 from March to 7th to 8th. Envigado has a total of 17,633 cases, an increase of 38 from March March to 7th to 8th.

 

Joke of the day

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles, looking at many things. After some time passes, the sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. 
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. 
She directs him down the correct aisle. 
A few minutes later, he brings a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string and places them on the counter. 

Dumbfounded, she says, "Sir, I don't want to be nosy and feel free not to answer me... but I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife. You don't seem to have any and you bought some other, seemingly random things. What gives?"
He answers, " You see, it's like this...yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; because "it's sooo-ooo-ooooo much cheaper". So, I figure if I have to roll my own - so does she."

 

Well, we’re nearing the end of my jokes. I have 24 files of jokes and we just finished the 23rd so soon they will be coming to end.

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