Thursday, March 31, 2016

Wednesday, March 30th, 2016



29 days and counting!

I recharged my iPad, turned it on, and entered my password but all I could see is the “watery” background.  I can still hear it “ding” as emails arrive but no icons are showing.  I’ll google some more and then try to ask someone at an Apple store if my iPad is really dead.

Colombia won yesterdays’ match against Ecuador 3-1.

I corrected the telephone number for my absentee ballot request.  Now I have to print it again.

To get my real estate documents apostilled I thought that Martha, who helped me renew my pensionado visa and cedula, should be able to do it and it should be less expensive than a lawyer.  I called her and after talking to her in my broken Spanish she put on the phone a lady who spoke English.  I understand they can do it and I made arrangements to come in Friday afternoon.

Teresa made 2 pans (metal) of lasagna and covered them with aluminum foil but now doesn’t have an oven to cook it in.  She can’t use the microwave because of all the metal.  I think she’s going to make a wood fire and try to cook it next to that.  I think this was her way of telling me we need to buy a small oven.  (She told me she used to make pans of lasagna and sell them at Wilson’s bar/restaurant.)

We each had a pan of lasagna and it was quite good with a cold glass of milk but I would have liked some garlic bread.

Starting at 3pm a storm came through and it didn’t settle down until 4:30 and continued raining for a few more hours.  We unplugged everything but the good news is we didn’t lose our electricity and no leaks were found on the main level – a single persistent drop was found upstairs in the loft area and another in back over the washing machine.

I finally managed to catch Peter and I put him out back in the shed.

We watched Lovelace (6.2).  We took a break at 7:15 and I made waffles.   Then we watched Lily & Eve (5.8) which both of us had seen before.

Luna was barking all evening so I finally put her, alone, in the doghouse.

T-shirt of the day: Born to play music, forced to work.

Medellin's Radical Redo - Medellin Living

Colombia's Medellín, once Pablo Escobar's turf, astonishes world with radical redo

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    A look at the city of Medellín, Colombia. (Andrew O'Reilly)
Cities struggling with deep-seated violence look at Medellín, Colombia as a beacon of hope and an example of what can be done — it shows them what true renaissance looks like.
In the 80s and 90s, many tourists traveling in the country skipped the Andean city, terrorized as it was by notorious drug lord Pablo Escobar and the ruthless cartel he named after his home city, the infamous Cartel de Medellín.
The fear started to dissipate slowly after the so-called “King of Cocaine” was finally gunned down in 1993, and now Colombia’s second city is notorious for a very different reason: its astounding transformation into a modern, vibrant and safe metropolis.
Just last week Medellín was awarded the prestigious Lee Kuan Yew World City Prize 2016 by the Urban Redevelopment Authority and the Center for Liveable Cities. And three years ago, Citi and the Marketing Services Department of the Wall Street Journal crowned Medellín the “Innovative City of the Year” — beating out fellow finalists New York City and Tel Aviv.
After the 2013 designation, tourists started to flood Medellín in record numbers — today it is the fastest growing tourism destination in the country outside the capital, according to Colombia’s Tourism Ministry.
Last year alone, nearly 430,000 Americans visited Colombia, a 27 percent increase from the previous year.
Experts and local officials say the advances in the “City of Eternal Spring” were accomplished by targeting social spending, a modern transport system and partnerships between the private and public sector.
“A city is not safer when there is a bigger police force, but when there are spaces of cohabitation,” said Jorge Melguizo, former Secretary of Citizen Culture in Medellín, home to roughly 3.5 million people.
“Cohabitation is constructed through social, educational and cultural projects,” added Melguizo, who has held multiple positions focused on urban development within the city government.
Those projects, Meguizo said, focused on Medellín’s poorest neighborhoods – known as comunas – to maximize the impact.
In these areas, a slew of non-governmental organization laid the roots for transformation and became the backbone of Medellín’s social fabric, as they consistently push marginalized groups to demand a better quality of life.
One of those NGOs is Corporacion Cultural Nuestra Gente, which has been offering arts programs in Medellín’s Comuna 2 for more than 20 years.
“You can’t talk of Medellín’s transformation without special consideration of the people in the barrios of Medellín,” said Jorge Blandon, founder of Nuestra Gente. “The transformation was born in these areas, in the discussions in these communities.”
But transforming a city also requires capital, and in this case it was provided in large part by the public utility company Empresas Publicas de Medellín (EPM). At least 30 percent of the company’s profits go to the local government’s social programs.
“EPM has a business model that allows it to compete with private companies,” said the company’s former CEO, Federico Restrepo, “but that also lets it assume functions to resolve social problems in a way that benefits the company.”
Restrepo cited a 2009 project as an example of how EPM has been a key contributor to Medellín’s urban and social development. That year, the company took on a project to bring electricity to comunas, an endeavor that would not seem profitable for a private company but raised the quality of life in the city and prevented the potentially negative impacts of urban migration.
The unique relationship with EPM has enabled Medellín’s local government to take on bigger infrastructure projects, such as the praised overground Metro system that includes cable cars — one of the most prominent physical markers of the city’s transformation. It has also made possible navigating safely through previously cut-off and stigmatized comunas.
While the physical renovations have not solved the city’s struggles with issues like street crime and inequality, the homicide rate in Medellín has dropped by 70 percent in the past four years.
But beyond cosmetics and crime rates, Melguizo said that the entire perception of the city has seen a notable shift among its inhabitants. “The change has been cultural, more than physical,” he said.
Anna-Cat Brigida is a freelance journalist based in Colombia.

New Makro Warehouse store near El Poblado - Medellin Living

Makro Opens New Warehouse Store in Medellín Near El Poblado

Inside the new Makro store in Medellín Makro recently opened a new warehouse store in Medellín near El Poblado, the company’s second store in the city.  The new store is located a few minutes walk from the Poblado metro station.
The new store sells primarily groceries with many items selling for substantially cheaper prices than can be found in Exito or Jumbo.
In fact many restaurants, hotels and other businesses in the city buy from Makro due to the low prices in large, wholesale size packages.  The store also sells to individuals and families.
I visited the new warehouse store a few days after it opened and I was impressed at many of the low prices I saw.
The front of the new Makro store
The front of the new Makro store

What is Makro?

Makro is part of the Dutch SHV Group, which is a holding company that also owns a gas company, financial company, recycling firm, oil producing company as well as the Makro chain of warehouse stores.
Makro started its activities in Amsterdam, the Netherlands in 1968. The warehouse store concept of the company was successfully introduced for the first time in Latin America in Brazil in 1972.
In 1989 the company started operations in Asia with the opening of its first store in Bangkok, Thailand. In 1997 the group sold its stake in Makro Europe but still owns Makro operations in Latin America and Asia.
In Latin America, Makro has over 150 stores including 78 stores in Brazil, 37 stores in Venezuela, 20 stores in Argentina, 17 stores in Colombia and seven stores in Peru.
In Colombia, Makro has stores in 12 Colombian cities with a total of 17 stores, which are sized at between 4,000 and 9,900 square meters each.  The newest store in Medellín is expected to support 80 direct and 70 indirect jobs.
The fruits and vegitables section
The fruits and vegitables section

What Does Makro Sell?

Warehouse stores are able to keep prices low due to the no-frills format of the stores. When I was walking around the new warehouse store I overheard several Colombians saying, “tan barato” (so cheap).
Makro sells grocery items in well over half of the large warehouse store. Many of the grocery items are in large, wholesale size packages. The store also sells some electronics and appliances as well as items for the home and offices.
The store has a lot of familiar Colombian/South American brands as well as a number of imported items. There are fewer imported items to be found at Makro than are found at PriceSmart.
The alcohol aisle
The alcohol aisle

What About Pricing ?

Pricing in general in Makro is lower than the pricing you will find in Exito or Jumbo for the same items but you may need to buy larger size packages in Makro.
To compare pricing I surveyed the pricing of 14 different items in both the new Makro store and the Exito store in the Mayorca mall in Sabaneta and here are the results:
Comparing prices between Makro and Exito
Comparing prices between Makro and Exito
Out of the 14 items I surveyed, only one was not cheaper than in Exito – Aguardiente was the same price in both stores. The average savings of the 14 items I surveyed was 23 percent.
By comparing pricing by quantity between the stores you can find many items in the new Makro that are at least 30 percent cheaper than in Exito. So if you do a lot of cooking you can save substantially by shopping at Makro.
One of the grocery aisles
One of the grocery aisles

What Does the Membership Cost?

Makro doesn’t charge a fee for its membership, unlike PriceSmart, which charges 65,000 pesos per year.
It took me only a few minutes and it was painless to sign up for a membership and get a Pasaporte Makro card, they just want to see your ID and also fill out a short form with your ID number, address and phone numbers.
The spices section
The spices section

Where is the New Makro Located?

The new Makro is located about a four-minute walk west from the Poblado metro station, it’s across the river in an industrial area located in Guayabal. This is a safe area to walk during the day, as there are many pedestrians in the area going to/from the metro station.
The address of the new Makro store is Calle 10 # 50-171, which you can give to any taxi driver to get to the store.  It is also easy to catch a taxi on the street outside the store.
The company reportedly chose the location of the new store to be close to El Pobaldo as well as being close to a metro station.
The checkout lines at Makro
The checkout lines

The Bottom Line

The new Makro warehouse store near El Poblado was pretty busy when I went on the first weekend after it opened with many people there checking out the new store.
The store had several checkout lines open so it was quick to checkout. I noticed several customers checking out with pretty full baskets.
The new Makro is better located than the PriceSmart that opened in December 2014. The new store is more conveniently located as it is close to the Poblado metro station making it easy to get to.
I expect the new store will be popular based on what I saw in my initial visit with some good prices to be found and a wide selection of products.
I used to shop at the first Makro in Medellín located near the Suramericana metro station when I lived in Estadio over five years ago. But when I moved to Belén and now Sabaneta it was no longer convenient to shop at the first Makro – the new store is more conveniently located.

Inexpensive Neighborhoods for Apartment Rentals - Medellin Living

4 Inexpensive Neighborhoods for Apartment Rentals in Medellín

Apartment buildings next to Parque Floresta in La América Since I have lived in Medellín for over three years, and I have lived in five different barrios in the city, I have often been asked about the rental costs in Medellín for unfurnished apartments.
I also have helped several foreigners find unfurnished apartments in Medellín. My experience in renting three unfurnished apartments was previously documented on this site in a four-part series: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four.
I already looked at the unfurnished apartment rental costs in the four most popular neighborhoods in Medellín for foreigners (El Poblado, Laureles-Estadio, Envigado, Belén) as well as Sabaneta, which has seen a boom in newly built apartments.
This post looks at four relatively inexpensive neighborhoods (La EstrellaItagüí, La América and La Candelaria) where the rental costs of unfurnished apartments can be 32 to 38 percent less expensive than in ritzy El Poblado.
Each of these neighborhoods was also chosen for being near to metro stations to enable easy access to Medellín’s metro system.
For this survey, we only looked in nicer neighborhoods where foreigners are more likely to live, so we only included apartments in Estrato 3, 4 and 5 areas.
Only about 22 percent of the apartments we surveyed were in Estrato 3 neighborhoods; the majority surveyed were in Estrato 4 and 5.
Note that I also reviewed the rental costs in the five communities I previously looked at back in October of last year and found that rental prices in terms of pesos have not really changed on average.
But the exchange rate has changed dramatically for the U.S. dollar and is about 30 percent better than in October of last year, which makes apartments in the neighborhoods previously looked at much cheaper in terms of U.S. dollars.
(Note: using 2,688 Colombian pesos to the USD exchange rate in this post. The exchange rate fluctuates daily and has been above 2,500 pesos to the USD only since the beginning of March, which is the first period it has been this high in over five years.)
Homes in La Estrella (photo: David Lee)
La Estrella

La Estrella Apartments

La Estrella is located west of Sabaneta on the west side of the Medellín River. La Estrella is more affordable than both Envigado and Sabaneta. The end of the line on the metro going south is the La Estrella station.
La Estrella is more of a working-class community with over 86 percent of the households living in Estrato 2 or 3 neighborhoods with 5 percent in Estrato 4 and 7 percent in Estrato 1.
Average apartment rental costs in La Estrella
Average apartment rental costs in La Estrella
La Estrella survey of 50 apartment rentals results:
  • 3 of the apartments surveyed were 1-bedroom or studios ranging in size from 35 to 55 square meters with rents ranging from 400,000 to 500,000 pesos per month.
  • 10 apartments were 2-bedroom apartments ranging in size from 45 to 68 square meters with rents ranging from 550,000 to 900,000 pesos per month.
  • 37 apartments were 3-bedroom apartments ranging in size from 60 to 180 square meters with rents ranging from 600,000 to 1.7 million pesos per month.
  • The average rental cost per square meter of the 50 apartments in La Estrella was 11,634 pesos per month per square meter, which means La Estrella apartment rentals are 38.2 percent cheaper on average than in El Poblado for similarly sized apartments.
  • Only 17 of the 50 apartments in La Estrella did not have hot water, and none had electric hot water in the shower(s).
  • Only 12 of the 50 apartments surveyed in La Estrella didn’t have a 24/7 porteria (doorman).
Parque Itagüí photo: David Lee)
Parque Itagüí

Itagüí Apartments

Itagüí is located west of Envigado and Sabaneta on the west side of the Medellín river. Itagüí is more affordable than both Envigado and Sabaneta.
There are three metro stations along the border of Itagüí with Envigado and Sabaneta, but most housing in Itagüí is not within easy walking distance of the metro so a short bus ride or taxi would be needed.
Itagüí is more of a working-class community with 91 percent of the households living in Estrato 2 or 3 neighborhoods with 3 percent in Estrato 4 and 6 percent in Estrato 1.
Average apartment rental costs in Itagüí
Average apartment rental costs in Itagüí
Itagüí survey of 50 apartment rentals results:
  • 2 of the apartments surveyed were 1-bedroom or studios ranging in size from 30 to 45 square meters with rents ranging from 454,000 to 600,000 pesos per month.
  • 12 apartments were 2-bedroom apartments ranging in size from 43 to 67 square meters with rents ranging from 500,000 to 1.2 million pesos per month.
  • 36 apartments were 3-bedroom apartments ranging in size from 53 to 110 square meters with rents ranging from 690,000 to 1.3 million pesos per month.
  • The average rental cost per square meter of the 50 apartments in Itagüí was 12,839 pesos per month per square meter, which means Itagüí apartment rentals are 31.8 percent cheaper on average than in El Poblado for similarly sized apartments.
  • Only 13 of the 50 apartments in Itagüí did not have hot water, and none had electric hot water in the shower(s).
  • Only 8 of the 50 apartments surveyed in Itagüí didn’t have a 24/7 porteria (doorman).
Apartment buildings next to Parque Floresta in La América
Apartment buildings next to Parque Floresta in La América

La América Apartments

La América is an underrated community in Medellín, which is located just west of Laureles/Estadio. La América has a population of over 95,000, which makes it about 78 percent the size of Laureles/Estadio.
Like Laureles/Estadio, La América is primarily a residential neighborhood with many areas with tree-lined streets and fewer high-rise apartments than are found in El Poblado.
La América is mainly an Estrato 3-to-5 neighborhood, with 98 percent of the households rated at Estrato 3, 4 or 5. Only 2 percent are rated Estrato 2 and none Estrato 1 or 6.
Average apartment rental costs in La América
Average apartment rental costs in La América
La América survey of 50 apartment rentals results:
  • 15 of the apartments surveyed were 1-bedroom or studios ranging in size from 30 to 62 square meters with rents ranging from 450,000 to 800,000 pesos per month.
  • 14 apartments were 2-bedroom apartments ranging in size from 44 to 90 square meters with rents ranging from 520,000 to 1.1 million pesos per month.
  • 21 apartments were 3-bedroom apartments ranging in size from 52 to 140 square meters with rents ranging from 650,000 to 1.4 million pesos per month.
  • The average rental cost per square meter of the 50 apartments in La América was 12,732 pesos per month per square meter, which means La América apartment rentals are 32.4 percent cheaper on average than in El Poblado for similarly sized apartments.
  • Only 11 of the 50 apartments in La América did not have hot water, and four had electric hot water in the shower(s).
  • 27 of the 50 apartments surveyed in La América didn’t have a 24/7 porteria (doorman).
Apartment buildings on Av. La Playa in La Candelaria
Apartment buildings on Av. La Playa in La Candelaria

La Candelaria (El Centro) Apartments

The center of Medellin, known formally as La Candelaria, or informally as El Centro, has a rough reputation but also hidden gems that make this neighborhood one that should not be overlooked when looking for a place to live.
There are a number of high-rise apartment buildings in La Candelaria with terrific views of the city.
People do indeed live in La Candelaria. It is easily accessible to everything in the city. There are plenty of bars and restaurants and shops, plus the rent is pretty cheap.
I know several foreigners that live in La Candelaria for the low-cost of living and central location.
During the day, it is a hustling, bustling mass of humanity that is amazing to witness.
However, the population dramatically decreases after dark, leaving the streets pretty empty, except for some suspect people. So be careful at night and take taxis.
La Candelaria is primarily an Estrato 3-to-5 neighborhood, with 93 percent of the households rated at Estrato 3, 4 or 5. Only 7 percent are rated Estrato 2 and none Estrato 1 or 6.
Average apartment rental costs in La Candelaria
Average apartment rental costs in La Candelaria
La Candelaria survey of 50 apartment rentals results:
  • 14 of the apartments surveyed were 1-bedroom or studios ranging in size from 30 to 46 square meters with rents ranging from 450,000 to 650,000 pesos per month.
  • 23 apartments were 2-bedroom apartments ranging in size from 40 to 85 square meters with rents ranging from 480,000 to 900,000 pesos per month.
  • 13 apartments were 3-bedroom apartments ranging in size from 52 to 127 square meters with rents ranging from 650,000 to 1.1 million pesos per month.
  • The average rental cost per square meter of the 50 apartments in La Candelaria was 12,056 pesos per month per square meter, which means La Candelaria apartment rentals are 36.0 percent cheaper on average than in El Poblado for similarly sized apartments.
  • Only 19 of the 50 apartments in La Candelaria did not have hot water, and six had electric hot water in the shower(s).
  • Only 11 of the 50 apartments surveyed in La Candelaria didn’t have a 24/7 porteria (doorman).

The Bottom Line

We suspect that many foreigners may be looking to find a much cheaper area of Medellín to live than upscale El Poblado.
We have now looked at unfurnished apartment rental costs across nine comunas and suburbs in the Medellín valley.
The following table summarizes these areas with the average rental costs per square meter we encountered during our surveys as well as comparing to El Poblado:
Average rental cost per square meter for unfurnished apartments
Average rental cost per square meter for Unfurnished Apartments
Ultimately, unfurnished apartment rental costs are the highest in El Poblado, and you can save substantially by living in other neighborhoods within the Medellín metropolitan area.
This post looked at the apartment rental costs in four inexpensive areas and demonstrated that it is possible to save an average of 32 to 38 percent by living in La Estrella, Itagüí, La América or La Candelaria instead of living in a similar sized apartment in El Poblado.
If you are looking to rent an unfurnished apartment in Medellín, I recommend reading my post that includes lessons learned over the past three plus years found here.

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Real City Tours: The #1 Free Walking Tour

Age of Steam “Hey man, have you gone on the walking tour yet?”
I’d been asked this question frequently since arriving in Medellín a few weeks ago. All three of my roommates had been fervently recommending the tour to my wife and I, almost from the moment we got here.
And so I used the city’s metro for the first time in order join one of the free walking tours in El Centro by Real City Tours.
I exited the metro and scanned the crowds of people for the trademark red shirt, clipboard and white hat I’d been told to expect. After a moment, I spotted the tour guide sitting nearby and went over to sign up.
Pablo is an enthusiastic man in his late twenties. He’d lived in Europe for almost a decade before returning to his native Colombia.
He directs half of the people who’ve shown up to go with him and the rest to go with his associate, a woman with the same clipboard and hat combo.
Known as a Panama hat in the U.S., this signature piece of headgear is a traditional Paisa fashion.
He tells our group of fifteen or so his name is Pablo. After walking with us down some stairs to an area with a giant black and gold painted 19th-century steam engine, he begins to tell us the early history of Medellín using the railroad track as a timeline.
Parque de las Luces
A forest of light in Parque de las Luces
Instead of writing a simple synopsis, my aim here is to describe how the tour made me feel, how brilliantly it blended pre-written material with unscripted interactions, and how I felt any question I asked was met with a thoughtful response more nuanced and less speculative than the answers I’m accustomed to receiving from tour guides.
Pablo is passionate about his home and its history, however complicated, from the migration of European people that kickstarted the age of conquest to the “criminal with my name” as our tour guide called him, that cast such a pall over the late 20th century.
I appreciated the way the stories of the past are gracefully weaved into the realities of the present. Nothing happens in a vacuum.
The Colombian government chose some of the most violent and poverty-stricken places in the city to stage its comeback, so often the same building will show this twin history. A den of prostitution and hopelessness becomes a civic building while the drug dealer’s plaza is transformed into the main public square.
This transformation is at the heart of the new Medellín, and Pablo shows us the city he loves, warts and all, in order to illustrate that change.
As we walked, I had my first Colombian michelada from a street vendor. It’s a refreshing drink, combining the juice from a lime with a Colombian beer (usually Pilsen), served in a cup with a salted rim.
It was better than the Melcocha, a taffy-like candy that is probably the most sugary sweet substance on earth.
A highlight for me was getting to see Botero Plaza.
Of course, I’d read about it before and seen pictures, but standing before the giant black sculptures was as beatific and transcendent as being inside one of Medellín’s many gold leaf ensconced cathedrals.
The sculptures are large, yet inviting. Friendly, yet heroic. The enormous figures don’t dwarf the viewer, but rather remind them of the bigness, the largesse, inside of themselves.
The smiles on the human figures are as inscrutable as the Mona Lisa. The giant black cat is a riddle; a sphinx hiding an ineffable secret.
What are you dreaming about, big black cat?
What do you dream of, big black cat?
The tour has a good mix of famous spots and off the beaten track moments.
After Botero Plaza there’s the colorful textile district, street food vendors, long alleyways full of folks selling sunglasses and pirated DVDs, and this incredible relief sculpture, hard for me to even describe, that arcs towards the heavens with the story of Colombia in bronze and concrete.
Some of those movies are not for the faint of heart.
Not pictured: all the porn for sale
I appreciated how Pablo would draw our attention to things happening around us, little snippets of day to day life that let us into aspects of Colombian culture.
The tour becomes whatever’s happening that day, like when we turned a corner into a crowded square where people were gambling on what was for me a most unusual game.
A guy was laying multicolored little bowls numbered 1 to 10 on the ground in a circle around an unnumbered yellow bowl. The crowd placed their bets on the numbered containers; the anticipation in the air was electric. Something was about to happen.
In an instant, the middle bowl was flipped to show a guinea pig, who after a moment of trepidation, sprinted to hide under the bowl marked with an 8. There was a celebration as people claimed their winnings.
As we continued on there were more vendors selling pendants, belts, jewels, posters, even violins, antiques, various bric-à-brac and fruit.
A boy and his father were singing songs for a small audience that seemed to know every word. We walked further through the noisy streets, stopping for a quick empanada or to grab a beer for the walk.
The last moments of the tour were spent with two Botero sculptures that both illustrate and make real the terrible violence that gripped the city, as well as the dizzying hope for a better tomorrow, for a more peaceful future, that is already being born.
Our very presence as tourists was proof enough of a monumental change. We were evidence of the shift. After the tour was over Pablo led us back to the metro. The sun was setting in the city, yet the new day had already arrived.

Details

The tour must be booked in advance through the Real City Tours website, where you can also find the days, times and meeting points.
The tour is free, but after the three plus hour extravaganza, you would probably feel like a cheapskate for not leaving a donation. The donations are anonymous. You may also want to wear sunscreen or a hat.

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Tuesday, March 29th, 2016



30 days and counting!

I understood today Teresa has a 3pm appointment to have her eyebrows done in Poblado near the location of the Pit Stop Hostel.  While she’s having that done I planned to go to an internet café near MBE to have my Absentee Voter application printed out, signed, and then scanned back to my flashdrive.  Then I planned to go to Monterrey CC to buy an Ethernet cable to connect my laptop to the router.

We left the finca at 1:10pm, I gave the black dog a large dog biscuit, and the other black dog a small dog biscuit.  While waiting for a bus Teresa realized she didn’t have her sunglasses with her.  (She forgot to put them back in the case that was in her purse.  I’ve noticed she often doesn’t put things back where she got them from.)  She wanted mine – ain’t going to happen - and she talked about going back to the finca to get hers.  I asked her if we had the 20 minutes necessary for her to do that.  She ended up not going.  After a 25 minute wait we finally caught a minivan.  On the van she tried on my sunglasses.  I think she expected them to cover her eyebrows for some reason but they didn’t.  Then she told me maybe we should go to Mayorca instead.  I said “whatever”.  

The bus was the slowest I’ve seen when traffic was good.  We got off at the Poblado station where we caught a taxi to a store called Stella Duran at Calle 7 #46-29.  She talked to someone there then we went outside and walked a block away to Rapidogs where she had a chicken wrap and Coke and I had a hamburger, fries and Coke for 20,400 (about $6.75).
Teresa went back to Stella Duran and I walked 3 blocks (1 was very long) to Monterrey CC.  The food court was packed with people and I heard the Colombian national anthem playing on the television sets.  I asked a guard who Colombia was playing and he said Ecuador.  I asked him where I could have something printed from my flashdrive and he led me to a kiosk nearby that also doubled as a juice stand.  I printed out my absentee ballot application and realized that my magicJack telephone number is wrong.  Sigh!  I went upstairs to Omega Store where I bought 3 meters of Cat5e Ethernet cable for 7,540 pesos (about $2.50).  As I came out of the store I heard a roar and checked a TV (with lots of people standing around watching) and found Colombia had scored and it was 1-0.

I walked back towards the spa and stopped across the street at a bakery, bought a Coke and joined about a dozen men watching the game.  Colombia scored again to go ahead 2-0.  I left at halftime and noticed a hostel across the street.  I walked over and picked up one of their business cards – it’s called Hostel Casa Blanca only instead of the letter “a” at the end it shows a drawing of a house.  Its address is Transversal 5A #45-256.  I found Teresa waiting for me and discovered that, for some reason, she didn’t have her eyebrows done.  She’d been waiting for me all that time.  :(

We walked a couple blocks to Exito where Teresa picked up hamburger buns, ground beef, lasagna noodles, milk, eggs and a few other things for 78,092.  I understand she’s going to make me lasagna for lunch tomorrow.  I looked for dill pickles but didn’t find them.  I heard a roar and went upstairs and found that Colombia scored again and it was 3-0.  

We took a taxi to the highway and in my broken Spanish I asked the driver, who had the game on the radio, if this game was important.  I learned that it is a qualifying game for the next world cup (2018) in Russia and that Colombia has a 2nd team playing in this year’s Olympics.  I asked him which was more important – the World Cup or the Olympics and he wisely answered “both”.

We caught a Tratam bus right away but it was also very slow.  Just before we got off the bus we saw a red sun just above the horizon (actually mountains).  An internet explanation:
At sunset when the Sun is low on the horizon, light rays must pass through more of the atmosphere – and therefore bounce off more molecules – than at other times of day. This means that more blue light gets scattered away before the light reaches your eyes. Other colours – such as red, orange and yellow – can therefore continue to pass through the atmosphere unaffected, creating beautiful colours.

Teresa called Mario and learned that we’ll have to pay another 200mil (I understand some of the people living in the fincas are too poor to pay) and they won’t be able to fix the sideroad now until June.

I gave each of the black dogs a dog biscuit and we got back to the finca at 6:15.  Right away I put Peluche and Luna in the doghouse.

Today I wore shorts, t-shirt and sandals and felt very comfortable with the exception of a few more bites I received.  Next time I’ll try to remember to spray at least my arms and legs.

I logged into my iPad as usual but there are no longer any icons showing.  Maybe it died? L It shows a 40% charge but I plugged it in anyway and we’ll see if it’s working again tomorrow.

I received the following email from MBE: El envió amparado con la guía numero 48960011 no puede ser traído desde miami hacia Colombia ya que es considerado como mercancía peligrosa y es un liquido inflamable  que se puede estallar en el avión.
Roughly translated it says that my order (lamp oil) cannot be brought from Miami to Colombia because it is considered dangerous goods as it is a flammable liquid that could explode on the plane.  I think I can buy lamp oil at Home Center so I hope the rest of my order gets through.

Tonight was the final episode of Dancing with the Stars.  I understand tomorrow starts a new season of Master Chef.

T-shirt of the day: If it’s still on your mind it’s worth taking the risk.

Update CDC Guidance on Zika Virus - US Embassy

The U.S. Embassy in Bogota informs U.S. citizens that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued a revised travel notice for Colombia regarding the Zika virus.  Travel to elevations higher than 2,000 m (6,500 ft) above sea level is considered to have minimal likelihood for mosquito-borne Zika virus transmission, even within countries reporting active transmission. CDC recommends that women who are pregnant should not travel to areas that are at elevations less than 2,000 m above sea level in countries with ongoing Zika virus transmission. For general information about Zika, please visit the CDC website.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Medellin forced to close airport over excessive pollution - Colombia Reports

Medellin forced to close airport over excessive pollution

Medellin forced to close airport over excessive pollution
(Image credit: Pablo Felipe Pérez)

Colombia’s second largest city, Medellin, was forced to close its inner-city airport on Tuesday amid concerns over excessive air pollution that has been haunting the city for months.
The Olaya Herrera airport is formerly Medellin’s second largest airport, but the only one located inside the city dealing only with relatively small national flights.
The closing of the airport is one of the measures to curb excessive air pollution that has slowly been poisoning the air in the Aburra Valley where Medellin is located.
The city declared a red alert less than two weeks ago after a combination of smog produced by the city’s transit, drought and sand blowing in over the Atlantic from the Sahara spurred contamination levels to exceed the legal pollution cap with 300%.


The Medellin government is considering taking other measures to temporarily reduce the emission of toxic gases until the effects of weather phenomenon “El Niño,” blamed for a lack of rain throughout Colombia, decrease.
The unannounced airport closing left some 800 passengers stranded, most of whom were taken to the nearby Jose Maria Cordova airport in Rionegro, Antioquia.
At the moment of publication, it was unclear how long the airport will remain closed.

Joke



Some people have the solutions for everything. 
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says, "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.”
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."
"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs.”
"Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.”
"Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge," its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered.”
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us."
Yes, we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point ... it is either past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed!

Monday, March 28th, 2016



1 month and counting!

I slept well only getting up once at 6:30am, finally getting up at 8:30am.  (Laura left about 7:30am.)

I received an email from MBE in Miami requesting the purchase order for the lamp, oil, and wicks that had just arrived.  I emailed the original from Amazon to an email address I had.  Hopefully that will be sufficient.

About 3:30 it started raining but it stopped a little over an hour later.

From 11pm to midnight we watched episode 9 of season 1 of Fargo.

T-shirt of the day: I have no idea what I’m doing and that is kind of how I like it.

Monday, March 28, 2016

Joke



While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really?  But I've already made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.
They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven."
So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful,
but I think I would be better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.
"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster
and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.  What happened?"
The devil smiles at him and says,
"Yesterday we were campaigning ... Today, you voted."

Sunday, March 27th, 2016



Happy Easter!

I slept great last night.  We went to bed at 11:30 and I didn’t wake up until 7:30.  After a trip to the bathroom I went back to bed and woke/got up at 9:30.

We’re out of eggs (forgot to buy more yesterday) so it’s cereal for breakfast this morning and we’ll be going to Envigado tomorrow to buy more.

Teresa tells me she wants to visit Cisneros (a town of about 10,000) next weekend where I’ll meet her uncles.  Also, we’ll stay overnight in an inexpensive hotel.

We watched The Roommate (4.8) and started watching Hit and Run.

Teresa told me she has an appointment in the Poblado Exito on Tuesday so I guess we’ll be skipping the trip to Envigado tomorrow.

T-shirt of the day: When was the last time you did something for the first time?

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Saturday, March 26th, 2016



It appears the peso closed for the week at 3,072 to the dollar.

We left the finca at 1:45 and I gave each of the black dogs a dog biscuit.  At the highway, across from the entrance to the sideroad, there is now a “30” speed limit sign and a yellow stripe going across that side of the road.  That will make it easier to spot when it’s time to get off the bus at night.

We had to wait 20 minutes for a bus and then it was standing room only.  As people got off at La Estrella we got seats in the back.  I thought we were going to Envigado but I learned we’re going to La Visitacion in Poblado.  After we got off the bus at the Poblado station and were waiting for a taxi Teresa told me there was a woman sleeping on the bus with one of her boobs hanging out.  I understand the man seated next to her was happy.  Teresa said she tried to get my attention but I missed it.

We got to the beauty shop just in time – 3pm – for Teresa’s hair appointment.  While she was having her hair done I went to the mall’s small food court and bought a large fresh juice (banana, papaya, mango with yogurt) from Cosechas and took it back to Teresa.  I went back to the mall and read some more.  After about half an hour I had a FriSnack from Frisby.  I finished James Gunn’s 213 page The Listeners.  This book was recommended by Carl Sagan and it appears to have given him the idea for writing his novel Contact.  I downloaded Carl Sagan’s 367 page Cosmos.

I bought another large juice and met Teresa back in the beauty shop at 5pm.  She finished at 5:30 and then she had something to eat back in the mall.  We ordered a medium pizza from Domino’s – half chicken and mushrooms for Laura and half tomato and green pepper for me – for about 23,900.  We quickly caught a taxi to Poblado.  I got a little nervous because Teresa put the pizza in the area behind us (forgot what it’s called).  All the way I was saying “pizza, pizza, …” in my mind.  As we got out I paid the driver and reminded Teresa to bring the pizza.  She had forgotten.  She confided in me that once she left a whole cooked chicken in a taxi like that.  We quickly caught a car to take us to the finca.  She said it would be faster than waiting for a bus.  I don’t know because he never drove faster than 40kmh (about 25mph) and he swung by every bus stop looking for additional passengers.
We got back to the finca by 7:15 and I put Luna and Peluche in the doghouse.

We heated up the pizza in the microwave and soon finished it among the 3 of us.

Laura did some movie searching and we finally settled on watching I Spit on your Grave 3 (5.2).

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Friday, March 25th, 2016



Last night it took me a few hours to fall asleep, probably because I took my sleeping pills at 10:30 but didn’t go to bed until after 11:30 when Teresa had finished cleaning the kitchen and taking her shower.

Among new US movie releases, there isn’t anything I want to see.  Locally, there isn’t anything I want to see.

I spent some time going through the Slingbox channels.  I started watching some football game replays on NFL HD and didn’t have any streaming problems, whether in regular or full screen.  Finally the following popped up:
Xfinity
Message from: Service Alert
“Good news!  We are improving our network.  You may need to replace one or more of your set-top boxes.  Tune to channel 1995 for more info.”  “Remind Me Later.”  “Tune Now”.
And a few minutes later the screen froze so I gave up.

We started watching The Reconstruction of William Zero (5.3) on Netflix but soon switched to Kill for Me (5.6).

T-shirt of the day: The meaning of the word Blah – emotionally, physically, mentally tired of listening to your problems.

Thursday, March 24th, 2016



Other than getting up twice during the night I slept well finally getting up at 8:15.

I filled out an online application for an absentee ballot at www.FVAP.gov. Now I just have to print it, sign it, scan it back to my flashdrive and email it to another address as an attachment and they will mail me the actual ballot.

Teresa received an interesting phone call from her brother Wilson.  He wants to buy a piece of Teresa’s property just below the finca (halfway to the creek) to build one of his own.  He offered 100 million pesos for the land (about $30,000).  I also understand: he isn’t going to live there but will just use it on weekends and holidays; he will have to get a bank loan to pay for it; he will have to have a road built down to his property.

Laura called and I understood she complained that it’s too hot in Envigado.
Teresa and I took a nap starting at 3:30 but at 4:30 Laura arrived.

Laura said she met 3 girls from Norway and between Laura’s little English and their better English she served as guide for them on a trip to Guatape.  She showed us some pictures she took – of course, all the girls are blond.

We made buttered popcorn and watched Rabbit Hole (7.0) and then 6 Days, 7 Nights (5.7) on Netflix (both Laura’s choices).

T-shirt of the day: Live your dream now.