Last night I went to bed at 10:30, fell asleep quickly, got up 3 to 4 times during the night, finally waking at 6:30 and getting up at 7am. I feel pretty good, we’ll see how that continues through the day.
I dropped off 52mil with the portero for a package expected to be
delivered this morning.
I left the apt at 9am and walked the back streets then cut through
La Buena Mesa (the complete name of the new restaurant is Urban Arte &
Pizza, est. 2016) returning to the apt by 10am.
We were taking a nap when the portero knocked on our door. I pulled
on shorts and answered the door as quickly as I could. He appeared to be just leaving.
He handed me the package and I opened the Fed-Ex envelope and put it on the kitchen
table. It was 2 boxes of some type of skin cream. I put it on the table and
returned to bed. Teresa asked me what it was and I said, “nothing important,
just a present for you”. “From whom?”, she replied. I said, “I think it’s from
Jeannie.” She jumped up and went to the table to inspect it. She was so excited;
it was 2 tubes of coconut skin cream.
Antioquia is under curfew from December 24th through the
31st and they are encouraging everyone to celebrate Christmas at
home.
I finished the series Godless (season 1, episode 7).
I started catching up on the series The Last Man on Earth
(season 2).
Teresa beat me in parchessi 2 games to 1.
We watched season 4, episode 1 of Fargo.
The
US has 16,477,271 ð 16,638,989 ð 16,867,868
coronavirus
cases with 300,000+ ð 302,300+ ð 305,900+
deaths.
Per
Medellin Guru, as of this afternoon Colombia has a total of 1,434,516 ð 1,444,646 ð 1,456,599
cases with 39,195 ð 39,356 ð 39,560
deaths. Medellin has 131,419 ð 132,213 ð 133,073 cases, an increase of 854 from December 15th
to 16th. Envigado has a total
of 11,183 cases, an increase of 82 from December 15th to 16th.
Joke of
the day
George
wanted to last longer during intercourse, so he went to see a doctor for
advice. The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last
longer. The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”
He spent the
rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office.
He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley
but figured that was too unsafe.
Suddenly,
George had a flash of inspiration, and he realized what he should do.
On his way
home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled
underneath as if he was examining the truck’s undercarriage.
Satisfied
with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to pleasure himself.
Thinking
that the car’s undercarriage was a bit of a turn-off, he firmly closed his eyes
and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick
tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting
to lose his mental fantasy, he kept his eyes shut and replied, “What?”
He heard,
“This is the police. What’s going on down there?”
The man
replied, “I’m checking out the rear axle, it’s busted.”
Then he
heard the reply, “Well, you might as well check your brakes too because your
truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.”
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