Not that it’s significant but I understand today is Barbie’s
60th anniversary.
Teresa wants to go to San Diego mall and San Ferenando Plaza
today. I asked her what she wants to do
at the latter and she said exchange a blouse at Zara. I informed her that
San Fernando Plaza is not a mall and there is no Zara there but I don’t think I convinced her.
I ate a lot of chicken soup and vegged out for most of the
day.
2,019 steps.
Joke of the day
A recently divorced man, heartbroken
and down on his luck, comes across a magical genie lamp. Thinking his luck has
finally changed, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie.
"I am an all and powerful genie.
You get three wishes, but I must tell you in advance, anything you wish for,
your ex-wife gets double."
So the man thinks for a few moments
and asks for his first wish. "I want a beautiful mansion."
The genie grants his wish of a brand
new, beautiful mansion, and his ex-wife got 2 beautiful mansions.
A few minutes later he asks for his
second wish. "I want 100 millions dollars."
The genie grants his wish of 100
million dollars and his ex-wife got 200 million dollars.
On his final wish he takes some time
to really think of what he wants. Finally... he asks for his third wish.
"I want you to scare me half to
death."
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