Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Today is Ash Wednesday and I didn’t even get out of the garage before seeing someone with ashes on their forehead.

Today my cold is a little better and my back is much better.

Teresa had already left for the gym.

I left the apt at 8:40 and I only had to wait 1 minute for a bus.

At the pharmacy I got my 3^rd and final injection for 3mil.

I was having coffee at the corner bakery when Teresa called.  She was having a snack with a friend a block away.  I finished my coffee, joined them as they were finishing up and Teresa and I walked back to the apt.

At Pricesmart I found a large jar of Planters chunky peanut butter and a large package of 24 Klondike ice cream bars.  Shockingly, today they had lots of packages of English muffins and bagels.  They didn’t have any the last 3 times I was there.  Teresa got another large box of almond milk and a few other things.  MT owes me 152mil for her things that I charged to my card.

For some reason, to do with pico y plata, we had to wait 25 minutes for a taxi.  We dropped MT off at her apt and continued on to ours.

I ate one of the Klondike bars right away and Teresa had a bite even though they were on the soft side.  She doesn’t want me to buy fatty things like that too often but rare things like them don’t come around very often.

Today I completed 8,835 steps.

Joke of the day

A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."