One day an
Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each
buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage,
a fly landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick foam.
The Englishman
pushed his beer away in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer
and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman, too, picked
the fly out of his drink, but then held it out over the beer and yelled,
"SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!!!"
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