Joke

Ken was at a local beer hall when a beautiful woman walked in. The beer hall was full and there was only one place to sit: next to him! Ken, always a friendly guy, decided to strike up a conversation with his pretty new neighbor. But as soon as he said "Hello, Miss..." she turned to him and screamed at the top of her lungs, "WHAT KIND OF A PERSON DO YOU THINK I AM, YOU PERVERT!"

This really caught him off guard as all of his friends in the beer hall were glaring at him for trying to molest this newcomer. He slouched down as far as he could on his stool, and looked at what he knew would be his last drink here in a long time.

After a few minutes the lady said to him, "I'm sorry if I scared or embarrassed you. I'm a Psychology student and I'm doing a study on what happens to an innocent person when they are falsely accused of something in public. Please don't take it personally. We're friends, right? Shake hands?"

Ken looked at her, her hand stretched out, her eyes imploring and then he yelled out, "A THOUSAND BUCKS FOR A NIGHT!!! ARE YOU CRAZY??"