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What women want in a man at age 22:

• Handsome
• A caring listener
• Charming
• Dresses with style
• Full of thoughtful surprises
• Financially successful
• Witty
• In good shape
• An imaginative, romantic lover
• Appreciates finer things

What women want in a man at age 32:

• Has enough money for a nice dinner
• Nice looking (preferably with hair)
• Carries bags of groceries with ease
• Opens car doors, holds chairs
• Seeks romance at least once a week
• Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
• Listens more than talks
• Laughs at my jokes
• Owns at least one tie
• Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

What women want in a man at age 42:

• Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
• Nods head when I'm talking
• Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
• Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
• Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
• Shaves most weekends
• Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
• Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
• Knows not to buy wine with screw-top lids
• Remembers to put the toilet seat down

What women want in a man at age 52:

• Appreciates a good TV dinner
• Remembers your name on occasion
• Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
• Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm complaining
• Doesn't borrow money too often
• Doesn't belch or scratch in public
• Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
• Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
• Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
• Shaves some weekends

What women want in a man at age 62:

• Remembers that it's the weekend
• Doesn't scare small children
• Likes soft foods
• Only snores lightly when asleep
• Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
• Remembers where bathroom is
• Remembers why he's laughing
• Doesn't require much money for upkeep
• Usually wears some clothes
• Remembers where he left his teeth

What women want in a man at age 72:

• Doesn't miss the toilet
• Breathing