Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Last night I went to bed at 11pm and didn’t wake up until 7am (car horn) finally getting up at 7:30.  Finally a full night’s sleep!

Teresa told me she’s going to sleep in a bit as she didn’t fall asleep until 3:30am so I made myself a bowl of cereal.

I left the apt at 9:15 and at the gym I completed all my exercises in an hour and 45 minutes.

Ervin, the German that I met in Home Center last month, finally found my business card and called me.  He and his wife Dora live in Sabaneta and he invited me to meet him for coffee next time I’m in the area.

Back at the apt Teresa informed me she’s going to Zara in Santafe and I should find my own way for lunch.  I met Chuck at Bartolos at 12:45.  We had coffee followed by the menu of the day.  Then we moved to the bakery for another coffee.  His friend Mickey joined us after awhile.

Mickey left, Chuck went to the park and I walked down to the RE agency where I paid 6,864 pesos for the remainder of the utility bill from the old apt and 85,643 pesos for my portion of the new.

I returned to the apt by 4:30 but Teresa didn’t return until 6pm.

Laura returned at 8:30.

I watched some misc. TV programs in the evening.

Joke of the day

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are!  Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!

She said, "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!