Happy Birthday Jeannie!
Last night I went to bed at 10:30, got up once at 5:15, took
a little while to tall back asleep, finally waking/getting up at 7:30.
Today I went to the gym and completed all my exercises in an
hour and 10 minutes.
Our Direct TV went out at 12:30.
I rested for a while from 1 to 2pm.
I left the apt at 2:15 and walked to Parva. I ordered a café con leche and Juan arrived a
few minutes later. I bought a juice for
him and we settled down to study Spanish.
Towards the end of the lesson Bret arrived and after I finished my
lesson we chatted for about 90 minutes.
I bought a loaf of bread from Parva and stopped at Exito
where I bought milk and dish soap.
I was back at the apt by 6:30.
6,255 steps today.
Joke of the day
The Pope goes to New York and
gets picked up at the airport by a limousine.
When he sees the car, he motions to the
driver and says: "Do you mind if I ask you a favor?"
"A favor for the Pope??" exclaims the
driver, "of course - anything!"
"You know, I hardly ever get to drive, and
I'd really like it if I got to drive now. Would you please let me?"
The thought of the Pope getting behind the
wheel scared the driver - what if he got into an accident?
On the other hand, the driver felt that he
couldn't say no to the Pope himself, so he reluctantly obliged and let his
Holiness get behind the wheel.
To his utter dismay, the Pope turns the
key, lights up the limousine's rear tires and speeds up like a
maniac!
After driving in excess of 100 mph in a
45 mph zone, a police car drives up alongside them and orders them to
stop immediately. The Pope slams on the brakes and comes to a dead stop,
as does the pursuing police officer.
The police officer emerges from his vehicle,
briefly peers through the limousine's window then hurriedly returns to his
squad car.
His sergeant got this
call:
Cop: "Sir, I have a problem."
Sergeant: "What kind of problem?"
Cop: "Well, I pulled over this driver for
speeding, but he's someone really important."
Sergeant: "Important like... the
mayor?"
Cop: "No, no - a lot more
important than that."
Sergeant: "Important like... the
governor?"
Cop: "Way more important than that,
Sarge."
Sergeant: "Important like... the
President?"
Cop: "Even more important than him."
Sergeant: "Who's more important than the
President?"
Cop: "I don't know sarge, but he has the Pope as his driver!"
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