Wednesday, December 25, 2019

Merry Christmas!

Last night I took a whole Zopiclona because of all the loud intermittent fireworks, went to bed at 11pm, was awakened at 2:30 by loud fireworks, closed the window and turned on the fan, fell back asleep, got up again at 6am, took my Marigold extract pill, went back to sleep finally waking at 7am and getting up at 8am.

We put Teresa’s juicer together and she put in about a dozen strawberries and was amazed with how little juice came out.  We added an apple and a handful of broccoli and still there wasn’t more than a large glassful.  She kept the pulp to use later.

We just hung out in the apt all day.

For dinner Teresa cooked the last portion of the Butterball turkey breast we bought at Priesmart.  It was even better than last night.  She wants me to return to buy another one for our dinner for New Years and/or New Years Eve.

I started watching the series Mindhunter (8.6) on Netflix.  Some interesting quotes thus far:

From episode 3: “Narcissists don’t go to the doctor.  Psychopaths are convinced that there is nothing wrong with them.”

From episode 4: “How do you get to be president of the United States if you’re a sociopath?”  “The question is how do you get to be president of the United States if you’re not?”

My favorite Colombian Christmas Carols are: Baby, It’s hot outside and I’m dreaming of a green Christmas.  LOL.

2,064 steps.

Joke of the day

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. 

God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask." 

The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors." 

God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. 

A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. 

The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."

God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, "How are you doing? Are you happy here?" 

The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!"