Sunday, September 15, 2013

What women want in a man...



What women want in a man at age 22:
  • Handsome
  • A caring listener
  • Charming
  • Dresses with style
  • Full of thoughtful surprises
  • Financially successful
  • Witty
  • In good shape
  • An imaginative, romantic lover
  • Appreciates finer things
What women want in a man at age 32:
  • Has enough money for a nice dinner
  • Nice looking (preferably with hair)
  • Carries bags of groceries with ease
  • Opens car doors, holds chairs
  • Seeks romance at least once a week
  • Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
  • Listens more than talks
  • Laughs at my jokes
  • Owns at least one tie
  • Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
What women want in a man at age 42:
  • Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
  • Nods his head when I'm talking
  • Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
  • Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
  • Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
  • Shaves most weekends
  • Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
  • Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
  • Knows not to buy wine with screw-top lids
  • Remembers to put the toilet seat down
What women want in a man at age 52:
  • Appreciates a good TV dinner
  • Remembers your name on occasion
  • Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
  • Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm complaining
  • Doesn't borrow money too often
  • Doesn't belch or scratch in public
  • Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
  • Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
  • Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
  • Shaves some weekends
What women want in a man at age 62:
  • Remembers that it's the weekend
  • Doesn't scare small children
  • Likes soft foods
  • Only snores lightly when asleep
  • Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
  • Remembers where the bathroom is
  • Remembers why he's laughing
  • Doesn't require much money for upkeep
  • Usually wears some clothes
  • Remembers where he left his teeth
What women want in a man at age 72:
  • Doesn't miss the toilet
  • Breathing

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