Joke

A man is on his Harley motorcycle riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have been faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Colombia so I can ride over and visit my girlfriend anytime I want.'

God replied, 'Your request is very materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports require reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!  I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.   Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
 

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,

‘God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women.  I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she give me the silent treatment (doesn’t talk to me), why she cries for no reason, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, why she snaps (gets mad) at me and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.’

 God replied: 'You want two lanes for that bridge or four?"