Joke

Bob, a 70-year-old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off (impresses everyone) with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs on Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all in shock.

At the first opportunity, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the
trophy girlfriend?' 

Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' 

They can’t believe it, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you convince her to marry you?' 

'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 

'What, did you tell her you were only 50?' 

Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'