Thursday, August 20, 2026

Last night I went to bed at 10pm, fell asleep quickly, got up at 1:30am to pee, again at 5:20, finally waking/getting up at 6:45.

According to my Fitbit, I got in 5,913 steps yesterday and last night I slept for 6 hours and 47 minutes for a sleep score of 78.

I left the apt at 9am and walked to the mall. Outside I ran into the gringo I’ve seen every few months but I don’t remember his name. ☹ He was waiting for his wife then they were going to go up to Ely’s for breakfast.

I withdrew 2,000,000 pesos from a Davivienda ATM (first I tried the Servibanca for all 100s but it hasn’t worked in weeks) and got a mix of bills. Back downstairs I printed a couple pages of our Airbnb information then paid the epm bill of 422mil. I cut through the parking garage and up to Urbania where I had a latte and completed another page of 12 chess puzzles, getting 4 of them wrong. I played a 15+10 game against a player with an 80-point higher rating but lost in 42 moves.

I left at 11am and walked through the new Nomada section until I found the little Ely’s restaurant. I stopped in the store that makes hats and ordered one with ANNIE JAMES’ GRANDPA embroidered on it for 89,900 pesos. It supposed to be ready by Sunday but I’ll probably pick it up on Tuesday when I make the payments for September. Nearby I found a bookstore (with books in Spanish of course) for early readers. I think I’ll probably pick up a few for Annie’s birthday.

I walked to Eduardo Madrid where I found a sleeve of 6 sesame seed bagels which should last me until our trip.

I had a nap after lunch where I slept for 34 minutes per Fitbit.

I left at 2:30 for Gardenia where I completed another page of chess puzzles missing 3. I played another 15+10 game against a player rated 50 points higher and won in 22 moves.

I left at 5pm and returned to the apt.

Teresa was supposed to get a 6pm massage from Kelly but she said she called at 5pm and Teresa didn’t answer so she cancelled.

I finished watching The Last House (5.5) on Netflix and then watched Extinction (5.8).

 

RELEASE ALL THE EPSTEIN FILES NOW!

 

JOKE OF THE DAY

 

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

Eating Out

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

 

Money

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need but it's on sale.

 

Bathrooms

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. And a man wouldn’t be able to identify more than 20 of them.

 

Arguments

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that - is the beginning of a new argument.

 

Future

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 

Success

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

Marriage

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

 

Dressing Up

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

 

Natural

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 

 

Children

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

 

Thought for the Day

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no reason for two people to have to remember the same thing!