Joke

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. I just turned fifty five.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine, or hard liquor?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I don’t do drugs, either!"

Then he asked, "Do you eat steak and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "Not much. My former doctor said that all that red meat is very
unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said.

He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even care?"