Last night I went to bed at 10:45, quickly fell asleep, woke
up once at 5:45, finally waking/getting up at 6:45.
It’s obvious we had some rain overnight.
I watched the first 20 minutes of the Today show and left the apt.
I stopped at the small hardware store in the same mall as Wilson’s bar
where I bought 2 nuts and 3 washers for the shower door handle. At the mall I had a café con leche and almond
croissant at Todo Fresa. I spent some time copying my chess games into
my scorebook.
I stopped in Exito
where I bought a package of Aunt Jemima pancake mix and a container of coffee
creamer.
Back at the apt I dropped off some things and changed out of
my jeans and t-shirt into shorts and a sleeveless t-shirt. I installed the new shower door handle and it
was perfect with just the 2 nuts.
At Sopi Jugos I
had my favorite Caesar salad with chicken and a strawberry juice for about
30mil. While there, dark clouds rolled
in from the east, we only got a few drops but the temperature dropped and I was
a little sorry I had changed clothes.
I walked to Parva
where I continued copying games into my scorebook. After a couple hours Chuck showed up and we
chatted for awhile. He left and I
returned to the apt.
Teresa soon returned and informed me that the doctor says
MT’s blood pressure is only slightly low but she has cataracts and will need eye
surgery. I understand that is scheduled
for January.
8,562 steps today.
Joke of the day
An elderly man in Miami
calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have
to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you
talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand
the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick
of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her,"
and he hangs up.
Frantic, the
son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like heck they're
getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls
her father immediately and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting
divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother
back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU
HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone
and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're coming for
Passover and paying their own airfares."
Another LOL-type joke that I'd never heard, Terry. Thanx!
ReplyDeleteYour average is up! Milton Berle would be proud.
Milton Berle. LOL.
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