Tuesday, October 29, 2019

Last night I went to bed at 11pm, quickly fell asleep, got up once at 3am, again at 5:30, couldn’t fall back asleep so I got up at 6:30.

I left the apt just before 8am and at the mall I recycled a vitamin bottle, printed some chess notes and went to Habia Una Vez for breakfast.  Jose didn’t arrive until almost 9am by which time I had finished my breakfast and was working on a second coffee.  I informed him about my contact with the International Master in chess.

We went up to the food court and I had the White pieces for the first game.  I got a good attack against him on the kingside but I lost on time on the 37^th move.

For lunch I had the BBQ chicken nuggets again from Frisby and Jose had a sandwich from Q’Bano.

I had the Black pieces in the 2^nd game and it was a wide open game that he won on the 27^th move.

He left and I went downstairs to Percimon where I met Teresa and a friend.  They had already had frozen yogurt so I had a small one with peanuts and blueberries.

Her friend left and we went to Todo Fresa for coffee.

We left about 5:30 and walked back to the apt, stopping on the way at Exito to buy milk.

Tomorrow we have some type of a medical test in the morning and then Teresa wants to go to El Tesoro to exchange something she bought 2 months ago.

I watched a little of the World Series.

6,858 steps today.

Joke of the day

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed and just about ready to consummate their marriage when the new bride says to the husband: "I have a confession to make - I'm not a virgin." 

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." 

The wife continues, "Yea... I've been with one guy." 

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" 

"Tiger Woods." 

"Tiger Woods the golfer?" 

"Yeah." 

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." 

The husband and wife then make passionate love. 

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. 

"What are you doing?" asks the wife. 

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." 

"Tiger wouldn't do that." 

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" 

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." 

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. 

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to call room service to get something to eat." 

"Tiger wouldn't do that." 

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" 

"He'd come back to bed and do it again." 

The guy slams down the phone goes back to bed and makes love one more time. 

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. 

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" 

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."