Monday, October 28, 2019

Last night Teresa started her rosary late so I stayed up a while longer and read some more, finally getting to bed a little after 11pm.  I got up twice during the night finally waking/getting up at 7:15.

I watched the first 20 minutes of the Today show and left for the gym.  I completed my limited set of exercises in an hour and 10 minutes.

Wow, not a cloud in the sky today.  I’m guessing it will be a little warmer today than usual.

Teresa called me at 12:15 and asked me to meet her for lunch at DoSabores.  I arrived just after 12:30 and we had their menu of the day.  I’m not sure why Teresa likes this place so much, the food doesn’t arrive hot and isn’t that filling.  She returned to the apt while I went to Parva where I had a café con leche.  I returned to the apt about 3pm.

Laura texted me about a problem: The girls have dirty hair because their mother doesn’t use shampoo.  I told her to tell their mother about their dirty hair and hopefully she will start using shampoo.

At 6pm I finally finished solving and recording the 498 mate-in-one chess puzzles.

I watched some Monday Night Football.

6,120 steps today.

Joke of the day

Mr. Jacobs, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Arnold, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Miss Arnold gasped then said coldly, "Mr. Jacobs, I don't think that is an appropriate question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this!" 

With that she sat down red-faced.

Unperturbed, Mr. Jacobs called on Miss Jones, another student, and asked the same question. Miss Jones, with composure, replied: "That would be the pupil of the eye, under conditions of dim light."

"Correct," said Mr. Jacobs.

"And now, Miss Arnold, I have three things to say to you:
One, you have not studied your lesson.
Two, you have a dirty mind.
And three, you will someday be dreadfully disappointed."